This premium unisex crewneck is made for comfort, style, and those legendary parlays. Featuring bold humor and clean DTF print quality, this sweatshirt delivers crisp, long-lasting color that won’t crack or fade — even after the biggest wins… or the toughest beats.
Perfect for sports fans, parlay lovers, and anyone who enjoys a great laugh, this design brings swagger, confidence, and a touch of chaos to your wardrobe.
Features
Super soft heavyweight blend for all-day comfort
50% cotton / 50% polyester for durability and reduced pilling
Air-jet yarn for a smoother feel
Double-needle stitching at the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs & waistband
Stretch-friendly 1x1 rib with spandex
Classic relaxed fit — perfect for game day, couch day, or parlay-sweat mode
High-quality DTF print for vibrant color and long-lasting detail
Why You’ll Love It
Because you can show you're confused too when making a Parlay, just like Joe!
Size guide
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL
A) Length (cm)
69
71
74
76
79
81
83.8
86.3
B) Width (cm)
102
112
122
132
142
152
162.6
172.8
B) Half Chest (cm)
51
56
61
66
71
76
81.3
86.4
C) Sleeve Length (cm)
85
88
90
93
95
98
100.3
102.9
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL
A) Length (inches)
27.2
28
29.1
29.9
31.1
31.9
33
34
B) Width (inches)
40.2
44.1
48
52
55.9
59.8
64
68
B) Half Chest (inches)
20.1
22
24
26
28
29.9
32
34
C) Sleeve Length (inches)
33.5
34.6
35.4
36.6
37.4
38.6
39.5
40.5
Care Instructions
General
This sweatshirt is a versatile staple for any wardrobe, combining comfort with casual style.
Wash
Machine washable in warm water with like colors.
Dry
Tumble dry on medium setting.
Store
Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight.
